Connor is a young, successful, conservative, tax accountant. His life changes when a short man in a leprechaun suit seeks his tax assistance in the matter of gold mines. Conned into visiting Ireland, Connor meets the beautiful Megan and her attractive witch of a mother Morag. He is ritually murdered, suffocated, kidnapped and revived. On his return to New York he is in the power of Live Corporation, a hedge fund seeking niche markets in evil. They require, as part of his management development, that he recover fifty million dollars from the son of an African Dictator. In addition he is required to provide cremated remains of ten happy people so that he can complete a ceremony to become an evil Druid. Megan reveals that she is madly in love with Connor and Megan's attractive mother wonders why, if he won't sleep with her daughter, he won't try her. How will Connor cope with all this disruption to his normal peaceful life?
