Thor's Wedding Day (Unabridged)

Dear Listener, From the moment I heard my master, Thor, bellowing that his hammer was missing, I knew we were in trouble. I just didn't know how much. I certainly didn't expect I would end up in a dress, pretending to be his serving girl! As if that wasn't bad enough, I had to deal with two cranky goats, a love-crazed giant, and an enormous rat named Skalpa. Oh, and did I mention the dwarves? And Loki, the god of mischief? Let me tell you, it was enough to make a goatboy wish he was back in Asgard, shoveling dung. But don't take my word for it. You can hear the whole, horrible story for yourself. I just ask one thing. Please, don't laugh too much. It's all still pretty embarrassing. Sincerely, Thialfi (Thor's Goatboy)